Jamie's Petting Zoo letra

I've had my pet
Since I was nine years old
I loved him and fed him
But one day he attacked
I knew he didn't love me back
So I grabbed him like a football
And punted fifty yards

Now I hate pets
Take yourself to the vet
Now I hate pets
Dolphins trapped in little nets
Now I hate pets
You little fucking
Screaming shit-bag
I should of let your mother
Eat you, little fucker

So I got a little birdy
And I trained it everyday
He knew 1000 words
But then he flew away
But then I got him back
The fucker wouldn't shut his trap
So I took him to the bathroom
And rubbed his beak in shit

Now I hate pets
Spotted owls in their nests
Now I hate pets
Bagged a deer and made a vest
Now I hate pets
Birds and bees and bears and bison
Pigs and parrots and pandas
I fucking hate them all!!!

I was walking through the park
When a snake peered from his hole
A perfect opportunity
To take the bastard home
I chopped his fucking head off
With my handy garden hoe
And made a lovely hat-band
For my redneck cousin Bo, heee-haaw!

Now I hate pets
10,000 volts to the chest
Now I hate pets
Fed my cat some cigarettes
Now I hate pets
You little fucking
Screaming shit-bag
bastard
Fuck you, you
Fucking pig-shit licker, fuck!!!!!!

Guttermouth - Letras

• 1-2-3-4
• 1,2,3 Slam
• A Date With Destiny
• A Day at the office
• A Nice Place To Visit
• Abort Mission
• American Made
• April 29th, 1992 (Sublime Cover)
• Asshole
• Bakers Dozen
• BBB
• Big Pink Dress
• Black Enforcers
• Born In The USA
• Bruce Lee VS. The Kiss Army
• Bullshit
• Camp Fire Girl #62
• Can I Borrow Some Ambition?
• Can't We All Just Get Along (at The Dinner Table)?
• Can't We All Just Get Along?
• Capitalizing From Plump Mistakes
• Carp
• Casserole of life
• Chaps My Hide
• Chicken Box
• Chug-A-Lug Night
• Con Especial
• Contagious
• Contribution
• Derek
• Diamond Studded Bumble Bee
• Disneyland
• Do The Hustle
• Don Camero Lost His Mind
• Encyclopedia Brown
• End on 9
• Flacidism
• Food For Thought
• Food Storage
• Foot-Long
• Gar-bage (gar'bij), a perfect example of uninteresting poetry
• Gas Out
• Generous portions
• Ghost
• Give Me a Gun
• God, Steve McQueen 'The Work Song'
• Gods Kingdom
• Gold
• Good Friday
• Gusto
• Guttermouth
• Happy Loving Couples
• High Balls
• Hit Machine
• Hopeless
• Hot Dog To The Head
• Hypocrite
• I Have A Dream
• I Saw The Light
• I Used To Be 20
• I Won't See You In The Pit
• I'm Destroying The World
• I'm Punk
• Jack La Lanne
• Jamie's Petting Zoo
• Just A Fuck
• Just A Fucking Lounge Version
• Lemon Water
• Lipstick
• Lock Down
• Looking Good Is All That Matters
• Looking Out For #1
• Looking Out For#1
• Lucky The Donkey
• Mark" The Cubby Chaser / Newport Sweater Fat
• Marks Ark
• Mr. Barbeque
• Musical Monkey
• My Chemical Imbalance
• My Girlfriend
• My Neighbor's Baby
• My Town
• No More
• No Such Thing
• NRAAA
• Oats
• Octopus Hairpiece
• Old Glory
• P.C.
• Party Of Two
• Pee In The Shower
• Perfect World
• Pot
• Power Up
• Primate Camp
• Rise Above (BlackFlag Cover)
• Room for Improvement
• S.D.F.B.
• Scholarship In Punk
• Second DUI
• Secure Horizons
• Shave The Planet
• She's Got The Look
• Shes Got That Look
• Sid Vicious Was Innocent
• Steak (The Underwater Version)
• Sucking Dick For Beer
• Surf's Up Asshole
• Teri Yakimoto
• That's Life
• The Dreaded Sea Lice Have Come Aboard
• The Kkk Took My Baby Away
• The Next Faux Mowheekon
• Thought Provoking Sonic Device
• Ticket To Quebec
• Toilet
• Toilet Stall Humor
• Treason
• Trinket Trading, Tick Tooting, Toothless, Tired, Tramps... Or The 7 T's
• Twins
• Under My Skin
• Under The Sea
• Up your bum
• Upside Down Space Cockroach
• Use You Mind
• Use Your Mind
• Vacation
• Veggicide
• Viva America
• Walk Of Shame
• Wasted Lives
• West Side
• What If?
• What Then
• What You Like About Me
• What's Gone Wrong
• What's The Big Deal?
• When Hell Freezes Over
• Where Was I?
• Whiskey
• You're Late
• Your Late